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A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Keep 
Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
we are best friends
always remember that if you fall,
i will pick you up
after i finish laughing...
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"I'll do what I can."
...Not what you can, or what
you think I can.
What .I. Can.
Don't Hurt Anyone!
"It only takes few seconds
to hurt people you love,
and it may take years to heal"
**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing,"
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
I hope its not confusing
♥(●̮̮̃•̃)The Images of Mother (●̮̮̃•̃)♥
4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF A! GE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
,*”*,*”*,Beauty of a Woman,*”*,*”*,
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
♥The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows♥
**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)**Glad days-sad days
are all the
Brighter made
with the
Happy Knowledge
that our
Friendship
will not fade
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A fool may be known by six things anger without cause 
speech without profit change without progress
enquiry without object 
putting trust in a stranger mistaking foes for friends DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES 
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunityA positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty
Wish u an optimistic life♥GOOD NIGHT♥
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A Reason to Live
A Reason to Die
A Reason to Cry
But
If you cant Find a Reason to Smile.
Then Can I be the Reason for a While?
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"The WOMAN Who Follows The Crowd Will Usually Go On Further Than The Crowd
The WOMAN Who Walks Alone Is Likely To Find Herself In A Places No One Has Ever Been There"
Do
One
Little Things You Can Do
Nice
to Make the World a Lot Nicer
Thing
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