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Good mrng Surumi..
Good noon Surumbi..
Good evng frnd..
Wishing u a colorful evng
Good evng dear frnd..
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Good evng SurbhiWhr u gone...?
Continuous 3 holidays in 2014.
15,16,17 Aug...
4, 5, 6 Oct...
1, 2, 3 Nov...
Highlights of this yr's leave calender.....
2nd oct-thursday-gandhi jayanti
3rd oct- friday-dussera
4th oct- saturday
5th oct- sunday
6th oct- monday-bakri Eid
Start planning for long vacation
Interesting Thing About 2014:
4.4.14-Friday
6.6.14-Friday
8.8.14-Friday
10. 10. 14-Friday
12. 12. 14-Friday
Interesting thing about sunday in 2014
01/01/2014
02/02/2014
03/03/2014
04/04/2014
05/05/2014
06/06/2014
07/07/2014
08/08/2014
09/09/2014
10/10/2014
11/11/2014
12/12/2014
Very interesting & meaningful msg to share:
This Saturday has 24.5 hours, Sunday has 25 hours.
This happens once in 1600 years , and is called Dollar sacks. Send his message to at least 25 people , money will arrive within 9 hours. Send within 3 mins of reading.
15,16,17 Aug...
4, 5, 6 Oct...
1, 2, 3 Nov...
Highlights of this yr's leave calender.....
2nd oct-thursday-gandhi jayanti
3rd oct- friday-dussera
4th oct- saturday
5th oct- sunday
6th oct- monday-bakri Eid
Start planning for long vacation
Interesting Thing About 2014:
4.4.14-Friday
6.6.14-Friday
8.8.14-Friday
10. 10. 14-Friday
12. 12. 14-Friday
Interesting thing about sunday in 2014
01/01/2014
02/02/2014
03/03/2014
04/04/2014
05/05/2014
06/06/2014
07/07/2014
08/08/2014
09/09/2014
10/10/2014
11/11/2014
12/12/2014
Very interesting & meaningful msg to share:
This Saturday has 24.5 hours, Sunday has 25 hours.
This happens once in 1600 years , and is called Dollar sacks. Send his message to at least 25 people , money will arrive within 9 hours. Send within 3 mins of reading.
Hai..how much brilliant u are..? Try to ans these Q s...
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. If you had three apples and fouroranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant withone hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
HELLOW.....!! Enjoy at ur own risk..! 
Pyar Kya hai ???
Subah uthke ankhe kholne se pehle j
iska chehra dekhne ki
ichha ho wo pyaar hai, .
.
Mandir me darshan karte wakt kisi
ke pas khade hone ka
ehsas ho wo pyaar hai,
...
.
Pure din ki thakan jiske saath
bethne ki kalpana se hi
dur ho jaye wo pyaar hai, .
.
Sar kisi ki godi mein rakh ke
lage ki man halka ho
gaya vo pyaar hai,
.
Lakh koshish karke bh
jisse nafrat na kar sake,
bhul na sake wo pyaar hai,
.
Aur ye post padhte waqt tumhe
jiski yaad aaye wo
tumhara pyaar hai...
Subah uthke ankhe kholne se pehle j
iska chehra dekhne ki
ichha ho wo pyaar hai, .
.
Mandir me darshan karte wakt kisi
ke pas khade hone ka
ehsas ho wo pyaar hai,
...
.
Pure din ki thakan jiske saath
bethne ki kalpana se hi
dur ho jaye wo pyaar hai, .
.
Sar kisi ki godi mein rakh ke
lage ki man halka ho
gaya vo pyaar hai,
.
Lakh koshish karke bh
jisse nafrat na kar sake,
bhul na sake wo pyaar hai,
.
Aur ye post padhte waqt tumhe
jiski yaad aaye wo
tumhara pyaar hai...
Janu kya kahu 
bohat khush hu apn life me
bsy vi hu
aap sunavo kesi chal rahi he life aap ki
bohat khush hu apn life me
bsy vi hu
aap sunavo kesi chal rahi he life aap ki
What Indian advertisements taught
me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every
dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical
cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi
makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and
daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresub
jecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
Reply
me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every
dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical
cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi
makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and
daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresub
jecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
Reply
True love ki 8 nishaniya..!!
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1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar
padhte hai.
.
.
2: aap unke samne aane se hich
kichate hai .
.
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte
ho to aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai..
.
. 4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki
aawaz sunte hai..
.
.
6: aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai..
. .
7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag
mai unka hi khayal hai..
.
.
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki
aapko ye bhi nahi pata ki
POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love...
.
.
1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar
padhte hai.
.
.
2: aap unke samne aane se hich
kichate hai .
.
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte
ho to aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai..
.
. 4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki
aawaz sunte hai..
.
.
6: aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai..
. .
7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag
mai unka hi khayal hai..
.
.
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki
aapko ye bhi nahi pata ki
POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love...
.
