Gb meNuu niNi aai he, thoRi dEr wiCh aunDi hu, gLa kArne

Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue… Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao…

Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge!

Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha. Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM....

Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”
Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2012 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun- gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun- guna kar rahe hai
Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho wo aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

HaPpY JaNmAsHtAmI

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MiZzZ yOu
TcZzZ oF mY jAnU

Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aur hamare muh se awaz nikali,
Fitte muh…. Tusi ithe bhi aa gaye.

Me sawan hu tum badal ho,
Me normal hu tum pagal ho,
Me pani hu tum tanki ho,
Me tarjan hu tum monky ho.

Maine pucha chand se
Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa hasi,
Chand ne kaha- abe gadhii itni upar se dikhta hai
kya?...

Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!!

Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Tei yaad aai to jal gayi dress!!

Collage ki char diwari me ajib sa khel hota hai!
Khel-khel me do dilo ka mail hota hai!
Isliye har saal pappu fail hota hai!!