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Relation: Married
Mobile Model: Samsung Galaxy S
Mobile Operator: ATT
Occupation: Clinically Insane Software Programmer
Companies: HazeDarkware®, HazeDroidware®
Schools: CU Boulder, University of Phoenix
I Like: nighttime
I Hate: daytime
Favorite Music: goth, darkwave, electro
Favorite Movies: horror
Favorite Books: horror fiction
Favorite Celebrities: John Wayne Gacy
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I stay in my dark basement all day where it's cold and secluded like a morgue, writing software programs, fucking them up, re-writing them, cursing Eclipse Indigo, their families, friends and pets when it's my java error and I know it, then getting it perfect and being a cynical bitch anyway because that's just my shiny happy personality...I also draw sick little anime chicks doing fucked up shit and sell them on the internet... I burn down with my hubby when he's not working, and force him to critique my new designs and creations, then convince him to do all the housework. I smoke a half-pack of Camels and a half-dozen sticky bowls a day but I never drink. I listen to music constantly, which is good because I can drown out the psychobabble of my dear friends and loved ones via IPOD. I take my Galaxy S apart all the way down to the OS guts at dawn and bitch at my husband when it won't open my PowerAmp. I play with my kids at night and only watch them swim during the day when it's overcast because sunlight sucks, but they're cool with that. I have a shitty, sarcastic attitude with the general public. Which reminds me. I make these cute little wallpapers on here for myself, my friends and my family. My 8 year son likes to animate his skins. I've had several requests in my inbox to make these. Make your own. It isn't brain surgery. Send me a message about something else unless you're just brain-dead, or at least drop $50 in my paypal account first to go towards my anti-psycho meds. Then I'll make you two. If I'm not in a shitty mood. I'm usually in a better mood at http://www.wix.com/camihaze/darkware. I don't mind doing your work for you there.
A few pointers:
Don't request my friendship if I'm old enough to be your mother. I don't have time for people my own age. Also, if you're going to sign my guestbook, try to stay away from white backgrounds and flowers. I hate flowers. Will leave the recent comments in place to show what I mean. I am a bitch. Go make pretty friends on another profile.
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